Telephreudian Slip

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.
Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."
by The Sporadicals June 26, 2013
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Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip
When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.
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Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
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don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy
dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip
by AnnWatts May 15, 2015
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slip the nip

to do work that is needed for a good purpose such as a college, scholarship, or any school in general.
Mom calm down I'm about to slip the nip and then I'll do the dishes.
by Raquel Villareal February 19, 2017
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Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.
Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me
by Reginald Rodhuffer March 19, 2018
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phone slip

An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.
you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
by goodcache November 06, 2013
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