Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

by Rbruiz June 17, 2023

the good sleep

Trying to commit suicide by taking loads of pills/drugs.

Person A: I think I'm going to try for the good sleep tonight.
Person B: Shit bro, are you okay?

by SIDMNkewl123supbitches January 21, 2020

Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.

"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."

by one234536 March 19, 2022

Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep

Olivias being a sleeping laurd

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.

Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.

by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019