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Sleep Gasnea

A condition in which a person wakes themself with their own fart.
Edward is always tired because he regularly suffers from sleep gasnea.
by flemt March 3, 2011
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Sleeper profile

A profile created on a social networking site to lurk/troll people without fear of being blocked.
Sean and Buttram created sleeper profiles so they wouldn't get blocked anymore.
by goddamnbuttram February 22, 2011
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sleep hibernating

Intentionally or inententionally getting so much sleep on a regular basis that you're able to pull an all nighter when needed (specifically for school projects)
John: hey man did you finish the project?

Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it

John: aren't you tired?

Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great
by kz9320 June 20, 2011
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sleep mojo

That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.
Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.
by sonofnyx July 12, 2011
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Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
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sleep

Verb/Action

Lying still ( usually in the dark) for an extended period of time (varying in each circumstance) until consciousness dissipates. Cognition can then return in several different ways; First occuring naturally, after an indeterminate amount of time, depending on an individuals sleep cycle and biorhythm. Secondly, it can manually be regained through use of an alarm either with a clock, a watch, or a phone. Lastly awareness of perception can be retrieved prematurely though abrupt, obnoxious external auditory and/or physical means, being the least likely of ways anyone would prefer to wake up.
I'm going to go to sleep now... GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FUCKING WAKE ME UP BEFORE 12. Good night.
by Insomnatic June 7, 2013
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sleep collapse

when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.
Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!

Joe: What?

Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)

Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*
by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013
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