simon is a dick
by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020
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She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
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Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020
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