The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
Get the Semtex Shitmug. The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.
Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!
There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
by Franchino May 24, 2017
Get the Shit and Tellmug. Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Get the Shit Heroesmug. A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013
Get the Shitting Beautymug. An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.
Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around
by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019
Get the Shit Headmug. John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase
by howard1976 June 5, 2014
Get the clean shitmug. A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.
by W0k3 April 25, 2017
Get the real shitmug.