Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Snoopy Shuffle

The term snoopy shuffle is used when you see a dog (more common in little dogs) drag their back two legs across the floor pulling themselves with the front two legs. It basically looks like the dog is preparing for a wheel barrel race. If it is a male dog you can be sure the dog not only is dragging their back legs, but also the satchel area as well.

It also can be done by humans as I used to do it to Paul’s pillows whenever he pissed me off when we lived together at Verchild Street, i.e. when he hid Twix’s under pillows it was as sure as shit snoopy shuffle time.

by BogusHairDiaper April 20, 2005

five knuckle gusset shuffle

A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.

The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle

by SherbShizzle October 16, 2008

detriot shuffle

when you eat people shit and then hum them and eat dick

i detriot shuffled on brice daniels

by blacky 999999999999999 March 25, 2009

snaffles

Snaffles are obtained through smoking marijuana. They are not, contrary to popular belief, the same as the munchies. A requirement of the munchies is that one is genuinely hungry. The snaffles are when you reach the stage where you feel physically bloated, and would (under sober circumstances) never continue eating, yet you do.

Oh man, I had the snaffles so bad last night, I thought I was going to explode.

by Citzen Snips June 26, 2008

snaffle

Deriving from the posh part of Liverpool, Bootle. Meaning women, birds, flange, flannel, vaj.

Can be abbreviated to "snaff"

"Mum, Dan went to Faller's in the summer and got serious Snaffle"

"ready, steady, snaff!" (let's get women)

by Goooooooooooooooooom April 26, 2004

Snaffle

A general term for any drug taken through nasal inhalation. Used as both a noun describing the drug and as a verb to describe the taking of the drug.

I'm going to buy some snaffle; Let's have a quick snaffle of some charlie

by Stashes October 12, 2009