beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009

Four Seasons

An Australian brand of condom. Comes in regular, large, tight, extra strong and a few other varieties.

My favourite type of condom is Four Seasons Regular.

by L.Aus December 28, 2008

semo

someone who fuckin masturbates yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. self employed manual operator whaaaaaaaaat

oh man that guy is such a semo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jesuswuznalien July 4, 2005

Semo

one who is whipped by a bitch.

Dude your straight up semo in' right now

by Raider99 April 8, 2007

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

well seasoned

a chic that has been taking the cock for many, many years!

You can tell that the chic with the cold sore is well seasoned!

by ben-wah March 21, 2003

semsa

someone with a fetish of taco sauce

"do you want to double the beef?"
"must...resist...the SEMSA!"

by shuvahduh April 24, 2009