dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot

Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard

by Memekid666 May 17, 2017

Woodbrook secondary boy

These boys like to jerk off alot . They are often taken but horn without their gyal knowing.
They horn their girl with her best friend. They like to such cocoa and ask that question all d time.

Shannon: "I can't believe he horned me!"
Jay:"He is a Woodbrook secondary boy wat yuh expect! "

by boredom10101 December 19, 2018

Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

Deyi Secondary School

A school where XMMs are always taking photos in the toilet and YPs thinking they have a massive fanbase, its also where you can find teachers being toxic to other classes students which is very professional

You: I love deyi secondary school, me: i doubt so

by Councillor trainee August 20, 2021

queensway secondary sch

a cult of rebels who are smart enough to act innocent and guai in school but when theyre outside they only know how to hisap rkk and shake head @ manyao club like no tmr . but at the end of the day, we still good kids who go home and study

relative 1 : which school do u go to??
kid: queensway secondary sch
relative 1: oh i see is it the one where two students were trying to make baby in the carpark?

kid: fkn hell ...

by hsa magnet August 20, 2021

Disney's Second Chances

The reoccuring theme in Disney Movies that in order to have a happy ending, one must first go through a conflict and after hurting their partner and others, their partner must then give a second chance to love.

People make Mistakes, Growth doesn't happen by chance, if happens by Change, and if you don't change you don't grow... Your boyfriend made a big mistake, but I think he has learned from it and grew. He deserves one of those Disney's Second Chances for sure.

by PresidentPorter December 7, 2011

Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.

Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.

Max: What are you going to do to me?!

Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.

by SSuresh November 3, 2012