sam zags

a cunt who has no friends and is the hugest gap. he is a pussy and fake at times but some hoe has 18 girlfriends. he is the kind of person who will live in him parents basement for the rest of his life

oh that guy is a loser...,he is clearly a sam zags

by your mom who is a hoe February 25, 2017

pulling a sam

when you make a joke or do something only you/they think is funny, and everyone laughs not cause it was funny but because you are acting dumb

pulling a sam
sam: yeah i went up to the girl and i was like where did you get that shirt the dollar store
everyone: laugh(but at him not with)

by yuroga February 7, 2009

Sodomizin Sam

A man more commonly known as the Sodomizing Sidekick, alter- ego and henchman of the Fellatio Fag Fairy.

Sodomizin Sam definitely got his man this time; he's covered in cum all over.

by Tronathon January 24, 2007

Sam Peckinpah

The Greatest action director to come out of the U.S.A.

The Wild Bunch has one hell of a final shoot out.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Dirty sam

A gay whore named Sam who loves getting fucked in the ass and would love to see a gaped ass while also fucking a guy.

omg did you hear about that dirty Sam heard he was ridden with his 10 incher

by I love 17 inch dildos April 15, 2020

microsoft sam

The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..

Funny things to make microsoft sam say:

1. piss! Piss out the ass!

2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat

4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.

by g-pain December 28, 2007

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.

Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.

by it's a riddle October 25, 2004