Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really

A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009

Super Mario Sex

when you have sexual contact with a girl while wearing a red hat with blue overalls and a red shirt under..after that they pay you in coins

So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

Super PMS

Like PMS, Super PMS is a very harmful occurance to the male speciman. It is the cycle which occurs every six months or so when a girl has an EXTREME form of PMS. Fellas, you're better of dieing than to get in the path of one of these.

Wow she is looking extra pissy this month, i bet she has super pms.

by Mr.. August 25, 2005

Super Bear

A Super Bear is one who can handle anything life throws at them. They are always there for their friends regardless of how stupid they can be. A Super Bear never gives up on a friend and always wants the best for their friends. Super Bears are selfless and have the Agape love. Super Bears make the greatest friends. Super Bears also tend to think that they are always right. Most of the time, they are.

Wow, how does she deal with all that? She must be a Super Bear.

by Patient Bear February 12, 2010

super duper tackle hug

a hug that makes everything better no matter the situation and makes the other hugs around it feel inferior.

the most badass hug in the world.

1:Dude! Did you see Mark super duper tackle hug Ansley?
2:Yeah man! I was so jealous that my hug couldn't be that great.

by Spidermark&Ansleybear November 17, 2009

Super Toilet

An entity from Cosmo's past that can only be assumed to be a wish gone horribly wrong with a basic water closet facility.

Cosmo: Ha, I beat you at Halo again!
Timmy: Super Toilet.
Cosmo: AHH! So! Much! CLOGGING!!!"

by TheNerg March 5, 2011

super mex

When you can just tell a hispanic person is so mexican it comes out in everything they do.

Dude 1: Dude look at Juan. He keeps eating tacos and always wears sombreros and has like 20 kids.

Dude 2: Yeah I know, he's so super mex!

by Not a Mexican. July 20, 2012