Richard

Has a large but deformed cock which he touches often when looking at Land Rover photographs

Oh there goes Richard again looking at land rovers and stroking off!

by Clever Si November 24, 2021

Richard

What I named my 6473792nd biological cell. I love you, Richard!!!

Bob (cell 536829th): Whoa look at Richard hes so swag and cool!!!
Ferguson (cell 75774473rd): ikr!!! This bozo must be so lucky to have Richard as one of his cells

by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022

Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.

If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.

by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021

richard curt

One of the biggest fucking amoebas to ever grace the internet. The only thing a richard curt is good for is carrying ammo and sucking cock.

Look at that fucking richard curt mook...He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by BigDickDaddyfromC1cinnati January 4, 2019

marcus richards

A asswipe that's an Asshole to all of his friends and kicks a miget's ass named victor

Marcus Richards is a dick

by Mdjdc nut bldg April 20, 2018

Richard

Richard is someone that you can really trust for any time. They may be a lil more quiet some times, and maybe think they dont matter when they do, but showing this to them will make them more confident, and they will always make you laugh when you need. They are that person that when you find, its like the paradise. They shine like the sun. They're very very very smart and maybe know a lil about progaming things XD. Having a Richard in your life is a truly lucky gift, and i miss my Richard every day, hope u can read this.

Having a Richard will make use sunglasses every time, take care of ur eyes, they shine too mucch.

by claudys December 16, 2021

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025