freshly steamed

Lightly stoned, relaxed...

Joe was freshly steamed last night, we ran out of weed so we couldn't get stoned

by Player unknown September 08, 2017

Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 06, 2021

Vibrating Steam Roller

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.

I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.

by Imafunny January 06, 2018

Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.

Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.

by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023

Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 25, 2025

Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.

I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.

by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 25, 2023