Spamaphobe

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

Spamorreah

Spamorreah is an infection to your email account, which is caused by scammers and pornsites. In some cases it contains other viruses that will ultimately kill your computer.

I noticed that I had 20 new emails, but when I opened up my inbox, I found out it was just a bad case of spamorreah.

by angelee67 February 27, 2009

[/spampost]

A way to end a post that you admit has no piont ... whatsoever ^^; Ahem.

Person A: Gawd! I just luffels my new profile =DDD /spampost
Person B: xDD Great for you, I suppose =P

by ~Lovely January 11, 2010

Spamcation

A high class vacation that quickly turns from caviar and champagne, to spam and colt 45. Named in honor of the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor which got sidetracked due to fire.

Our trip to Venice got cancelled, so instead we drove to El Segundo and just had a Spamcation

by Dr. Architect November 14, 2010

spamuel

to be a pleb

craire is such a spamuel

by fuckingalivemeball September 11, 2011

spammenting

When someone spams multiple messages in the comment section of a blog, post, etc., instead of using one large message.

"Did you see what Kevin was doing on my post?"
"Yeah, he was spammenting like crazy!"
"I know, he kept typing his sentence word by word!"

by elpotatosquid November 24, 2015

spama

an annoying person that constantly messages you when you don't want them to message you. you just want to block them but don't wanna be rude. you try to drop hints but they are stupid and carry on the conversation.

yoh that dude is such a spama

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020