south Jersey

South Jersey is the mentally slower part of the great state of New Jersey. After going to college in South Jersey after I had been raised in North Jersey, I realized I had to take it down several notches on speed of thought, expression AND action to be able to relate to South Jersians at all, as did most other North Jersians I encountered.

Me: "Where are my cigarettes?"
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."

by Rebootie July 7, 2006

South Elgin

The ghetto version of st.charles. it is filled with desginer this and designer that but most of it is not real.

oh my god, i love your purse! is it real?
no
oh you must be from south elgin

by Musturd February 21, 2009

South Dakota

South Dakota isn't the best place to live. I'll give you that. The weather sucks ass and we're not famous for much. But I've lived here in the same state, in the same house, on the same farm/ranch for my whole life. (I'm 14) It's my home, and I love it. We have our rednecks. But so what? We have great hunting and fishing here. And we don't have a population of 7 people, so stop being fucking stupid. We actually have 800,000 people here. We're not that populated, but everyone in this state is friendly and welcoming. Strangers are friendly and will wave instead of flipping you off. The scenary's very pretty. Our cities aren't very big, but then again I don't like big cities very much. We have the same technology and live the same way as everyone else. We have the badlands, Mount Rushmore (And NO, we don't gloat about it), the Black Hills, the Bike Rally in Sturgis, caves, and a lot more. Sorry we don't have a bunch of sky-scrapers or a million people. It's a great place and if you weren't so high and mighty about your own state, and how much better you are then us, then don't fucking come here assholes.

If you don't like South Dakota, piss off. Tourists annoy the shit out of me anyway.

by Aurora14 October 29, 2010

South Pasadena High School

High school of a small suburb outside Los Angeles, CA. The girls are all either crazy bitches or quiet asian girls. The guys are all either dumbass jocks or drug addicts. Hometown of the greatest band the west coast has ever produced, CHILD SIZE DRINK, and their rivals, Ballaz Unlimited.

I am from South Pasadena, and yes I knew Child Size Drink.

by Ballaz Unlimited 4 life November 30, 2004

South Dakota Avenue

The main shopping street in Washington D.C. It is home to some of the most exclusive stores in the world and attracts only the most sophisticated consumers.

Person #1 - "Hey, I could really go for some McDonald's."

Person #2 - "You uncouth savage, why should we eat at McDonald's when the Dakota Fish Market is only a block away!"

Person #3 - "What fools! Are you not aware that Hair Chef is right across the street?"

by Quincy Jackson February 7, 2005

south arizona camel jockey

a sex act in which the male climbs on the female in a piggyback (as if riding a camel), and inserts his penis into her vaginal/anal to undergo sexual intercourse.

Janice wanted to get freaky last night; so instead of the missionary and reverse cowgirl, i climbed on her back and rode her like a good south arizona camel jockey.

by JBOOGNIGZ July 7, 2009

south haven

south haven is inbetween portage and valparaiso indiana. it has its own zip code, the mailing address of valparaiso, and the phone number of wheeler. its the hood. there is also "new" south haven and "old" south haven.

i live in south haven, the have.

by southhavenknight June 26, 2008