Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

by Phanda101 May 5, 2022

Sleep spit

The feeling of disgust in your mouth after sleep- especially after naps

"Eww! Zach I just woke up from my nap and my mouth is full of sleep spit!"
"Gross."

by KitKatKoolio April 12, 2015

Perpendicular sleeping

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off

Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022

Sleep Smacked

When you've reached a point where you're so tired that it feels like you're smacked.

Jackson: D'andre keeps laughing Daniel, he's that tired! Lol

Daniel: He's sleep smacked bro! Haha

D'andre: zzzzzzzz....

by Superiorjay June 27, 2014

Sleep deprivation

Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;

Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?

Jeff: Yeah I think so

Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun

by booblover69420 May 9, 2021

Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.

James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."

by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023