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sealy productions

a gay male or female with a 2 inch cocccccc that isnt circumsized
ew is that exrra skinn on ur pp, but ur not sealy productions
by Sealy admirer that speaks fact November 6, 2019
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Seal

Seal said in French is fucke and is pronounced fuck. There for it is a way to say fuck.
SEAL YOU!!!! BITCH
by kahshootme December 16, 2019
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Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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seal

A type of hold you have on a person. For example, having sex with a girl can create a certain hold on a girl that makes her attached to you.
Yeah, I took her out to the movies. I definitely got a seal on her
by apwiz February 9, 2020
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Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.
Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!
by Rjyanta March 7, 2020
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Seal

A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).
Player: Arf Arf
Seal: ???
Player: I'm calling you free meat, seal.
by Freznicklattebottom May 6, 2020
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SalsaNut

The dipping of male testicles in any type of hot sauce, then putting it in another person’s mouth.

Dipping your own testicles, in hot sauce, then serving it up to unaware groups of people as a joke.

Tea-bagging multiple online gamers after multiple kills, and texting SalsaNut after it.

A highly coveted technique that only a few can ever be called “Masters” at.
1) The extreme gamer that can tea-bags not one bloody kill, but more than one of the oppositions squad after the kills. “You bitches just got a SalsaNut”

2) The sly fucker at a fast-foot chain, or restaurant that dips his nut-sack, into the salsa, before serving it to the customers, while watching them eat the dip. And says “SalsaNut out loud”, but boomers, Karen’s, and Ken’s do not get it.

3) The twisted boyfriend that dips his balls in Habanero sauce, then tea-bags his cheating girlfriend’s mouth. As she is crying and gasping for air he says. “Bitch you got a SalsaNut, now GTFO”

4) People that get a “SalsaNut” are the shamed.
5) People that give the “SalsaNut” are legends

More Examples: OMG! Did you see that entire fucking team get a “SalsaNut” from that dude? Poggers!

"I’m going to SalsaNut your entire fucking squad."

Cheating Girlfriend talking with her girlfriends the night after a “SalsaNut”: That fucking Asshole! put hot sauce on his balls, then put them in my mouth.

Her girlfriends: OMG! Are you ok? Why? Doesn’t matter it’s over.

Guys talking about a SalsaNut: Dude! Tell me you didn’t “SalsaNut that bitch”. Yep!

People at a restaurant: "I think this food tastes amazing!
Cook: Smiles and thinks "SalsaNut"
by SalsaNut September 24, 2020
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