Invading Russia

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

by quietgerbil January 2, 2011

the rusty fishhook

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.

Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.

by green duck butter February 15, 2012

Ukraine and Russia

Ukraine and Russia are basically in war. May end in nukes I don't know .

* Ukraine and Russia literally arguing *

Putin: "I want to invade Ukraine"

Ukraine and other places "No"
*Putin does it anyways and starts war*

by OakIsWeird February 24, 2022

Dirty Russell

A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.

Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell

by Gotm_oof October 19, 2017

Rush Limbaugh

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.

blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased

by Booblover January 19, 2004

rush limbaugh

Can't we all just get along? Do we have to be so hateful?

Rush Limbaugh is one of the many hateful people living in America.

by Jesus November 12, 2003

angry russian

just about every russian anywhere.

i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.

by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013