queef nugget muncher

someone who munches queef nuggets, or munches out chicks who don't shower.

Oh aaron's such a queef nugget muncher, he's got queef nuggets stuck in his teeth

by FrEaK FrOm near whangas May 12, 2006

queef

a fart that comes out of a gal's yum yum...it's quite amusing...did you just queef?

i just totally queefed out my nose, oh my god

by ... April 26, 2003

queef

Air pressure differences.

Go study it in physics!

by benjaminfox July 13, 2004

cinnamon queef

a queef that smells like cinnamon.

in a one song by craig david, the chorus goes "cinnamon queen...."

however, because of whatver reason, it is hard to hear what he says so one might think he said "cinnamon queef"

for more info, see queef

"oh my goodness! a cinnamon queef!"

by BARDELLL?! January 7, 2006

queef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant queef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel A Room With a View by E.M. Forster."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
Lady: "Exactly!"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009

queef bag

immature boys who may be younger or older then you and think its cool to be a dick. they are usually ugly or unpopular and try to act tough on the internet but when you really get to know them they act all nice sweet and kind then BAM back to the dick phase. they think therye hot shit when they act dickish with there friends but really there just making it worse for them. they think they can get any girl in bed, when really they can only get lonely desperate sluts who are sadly misguided. most of them have chodes, and act like man whores but are deep down prude. dont fuck with them or theyll get there parents on your ass or get there 'older brother' on you, since they cant fight worth shit.

immatue guys.
guy; hey babe wanna get it on ?
gurl; UH NO ya queef bag!

by babybaby12 February 18, 2010