The gayest school alive. They are the richest of the richest and if they went to St. Aloysius you are even richer than the richer, basically saying that you are a fag. Every Prep student thinks they are better than anyone else. After school they go to eachothers houses and be gay with eachother. A school that nobody likes. Everytime a prep person yells "P-R-E-P prep,prep,prep" he gets hit with bats because everyone is like "shut up fag." And if La Salle or Malvern say they are the prep too then they are also gay, and nobody likes them either, but everyone hates the PREps. THey all pick fights and then make up some lame excuse to get out of it like "I just bought this 6,000$ prep shirt and im not gettin it dirty because my butler is sick and i cannot wash it myself because im too busy sucking weiner and i don no how to wash my clothes b/c i was rich as a kid too"
Prep kid: Wanna fight
Bonner kid: Lets go bitch
(90,000$ cell phone rings)
Prep kid: "Dad i want the freaking porche not the dodge magnum, god u are so stupid."
(Hangs up)
Prep kid: Oh sorry where were we.
Bonner kid: i was just aboot to kick your ass.
Prep kid: Omg look at the time on my 40,000,000$ watch, it's too late i have to go.
(as prep kid is leaving)
Prep kid to bonner kid as he is riding away in his "old" H3 hummer: Later loser.
(friends in car laugh)
^then suck each others wangsters.
Random st aloysius kid: I'm going to buy St. Joe's Prep with my allowence.
Bonner kid: Lets go bitch
(90,000$ cell phone rings)
Prep kid: "Dad i want the freaking porche not the dodge magnum, god u are so stupid."
(Hangs up)
Prep kid: Oh sorry where were we.
Bonner kid: i was just aboot to kick your ass.
Prep kid: Omg look at the time on my 40,000,000$ watch, it's too late i have to go.
(as prep kid is leaving)
Prep kid to bonner kid as he is riding away in his "old" H3 hummer: Later loser.
(friends in car laugh)
^then suck each others wangsters.
Random st aloysius kid: I'm going to buy St. Joe's Prep with my allowence.
by Go Bonner July 20, 2008
Get the St. Joe's Prepmug. An elite institution that has been training the sons of bricklayers to be insurance salesman and public defenders for over 160 years. Some of the finest municipal workers in the county graduated from the Prep. Ron Pearlman once noted that he had Prep attorney knock down a DUI to a parking ticket. He said it was some the finest legal maneuvering he had seen in his lifetime by an inebriate.
by RockHudson1975 June 28, 2010
Get the St Joseph's Prepmug. The official school for rejects. Prep kids think they are the shit until they have to play schools like Delbarton or Seton Hall. Better school than the bergen county schools. Better than Seton Hall prep, but is much worse than Delbarton, Regis, or Pingry at school. Prep is overrated at sports, except football, and suck dick at pretty much every other sport. They are decent at basketball, but suck at soccer, lax, hockey, baseball, and running in general.
St Peter's prep is the official school for boys who did not get into Regis, Seton Hall or Delbarton.
Girl 1: ooo look a Prep boy, he looks like he was rejected by seton hall delbarton and bergen catholic.
Girl 1 again: ooo fuck he looks ugly compared to that Delby boy.
St Peters Prep boy: talks about how they are only good at football.
Girl 2: Oo you play any other sports.
Any one else: yeah they do but they fucking suck.
Girl 1: ooo look a Prep boy, he looks like he was rejected by seton hall delbarton and bergen catholic.
Girl 1 again: ooo fuck he looks ugly compared to that Delby boy.
St Peters Prep boy: talks about how they are only good at football.
Girl 2: Oo you play any other sports.
Any one else: yeah they do but they fucking suck.
by FuckPrep January 16, 2020
Get the St Peter's Prepmug. Seton Hall is a school full of kids that got rejected from Delbarton. No one in their right mind would want to go here. They have bad sports and lose in every sport. They throw bad parties and they have no future in life. They max out their daddy's credit cards and will live off of a trust fund for the rest of their lives. If you meet someone that goes to Seton Hall, just know that they are a loser because when you go to SHP, you lose everything.
Anyone: Hey, you go to Seton Hall Prep?
Seton Hall Kid: Yuh, why?
Anyone: I'm sorry you didn't get into your first choice. Better luck next time.
Seton Hall Kid: Yuh, why?
Anyone: I'm sorry you didn't get into your first choice. Better luck next time.
by anonymous November 15, 2020
Get the Seton Hall Prepmug. jadas school in new york city
by rocky raccoon November 13, 2004
Get the humanities prepmug. A bunch of pussies that lose to Xaverian in sports year after year. Also they even have a tough time beating lower-tier MIAA teams.
It's too bad Mariann, I just don't think St. Johns Prep has what it takes to beat even Waltham this year.
by Erik787 August 7, 2011
Get the St. Johns Prepmug. St. Augustine Prep is the worst high school ever founded. It is located in the shitty village of Richland, NJ. Nobody actually enjoys going there, they just pretend to, because, A: Their parents pay over $10,000 a year (indeed, St. Augustine's is overpriced), and B: they are afraid of all the meatheads who feel the need to beat up everyone who rags on the damn place.
St. Augustine has a terrile record of placing their athletic programs over their academics. This is quite sad when you consider the fact that, for all the money poured into athletics, they continue to lose in just about every sport imaginable, with the exception of Swimming... maybe.
Because of this, their academic program is a JOKE. Those who claim to have a "difficult" time there should go to a REAL school, and then see if they can make it. Sadly, many misguided children insist on referring to the school as "The Prep." This is a sad mistake on their part. Also, those who DO call it by its proper name cannot pronounce it properly anyway. They insist on St. "Uhh - guhs - tin." It really ought to be said St. "Aug -iss - teen."
Also, it should be noted that the water on the St. Augustine "campus" is radioactice, with high levels of RADON. Do NOT drink the water. Bring some bottled water.
St. Augustine is a strange place. While everyone insists on accusing each other of being gay, the funny thing is, they all act 'queerly.' Never in your life will you see so many pictures of the male anatomy drawn all over the walls, books, desks, et cetera. Also, many people think that is funny to turn out the lights and barricade the doors of the locker rooms. They then proceed to touch other students in the dark. As you may imagine, the typical speciman as found at St. Augustine is quite immature.
St. Augustine is also home to "The Brotherhood." Like it or not, as soon as you go to school there, they induct you into their cult. The "Initiation Ceremony" is quite sketchy; it involves rubbing the "Lamp of Knowledge" and signing "The Register of Brothers." There is no escape. Run while you still can.
St. Augustine 'Prep' also has questionable practices concerning money. If you parents pay $10,000 for each student, and there are ~500 students, then at $5m per year, you'd think that they could fix some things. First, why are students limited to 10 print-outs per month? And why are there no arts programs? And why is the library so pathetically stocked? And why do the science labs look as though they come straight out of the 1950's? Oh, wait! That's right! They spend all their money on sports! Duh! And, they probably pocket a large portion of that $5m, too.
THIRD SEMESTER: This is a phrase to be feared by all parents. The basic gist of this program: after classes are finished in May, students go on a required "educational trip," of which there are some 15 +/- choices. In actuality, this is nothing more than a free vacation for those teachers who chaperone it.
RELIGIOUS RETREATS: This is a phrase to be feared by children. Basically, all students go a trip each year to enhance their faith... or reinforce their lack there of. A Breakdown:
FRESHMEN: One short evening in April/May.
SOPHOMORES: Required to spend one week in Camden,
NJ, the most dangerous city in the United States.
This is suuposed to allow students to empathize
with the poor. Instead, it makes them afraid of
the poor.
JUNIORS: Spend a day in a state prison. They get
to make license plates.
SENIORS: Go away for a week to God-knows-where.
But, lest you be fooled, there are SOME things to LOVE about "the Prep." These include:
- Fred, the beloved Dog. SHE is female.
- The Secretary. She is SO NICE!
- The OLMA girls, form our sister school. They're
chill.
- The French Teacher. She Rocks.
- The College Counselor. He's amazing.
- Freshman Honors Bio teacher. She rocks too.
St. Augustine has a terrile record of placing their athletic programs over their academics. This is quite sad when you consider the fact that, for all the money poured into athletics, they continue to lose in just about every sport imaginable, with the exception of Swimming... maybe.
Because of this, their academic program is a JOKE. Those who claim to have a "difficult" time there should go to a REAL school, and then see if they can make it. Sadly, many misguided children insist on referring to the school as "The Prep." This is a sad mistake on their part. Also, those who DO call it by its proper name cannot pronounce it properly anyway. They insist on St. "Uhh - guhs - tin." It really ought to be said St. "Aug -iss - teen."
Also, it should be noted that the water on the St. Augustine "campus" is radioactice, with high levels of RADON. Do NOT drink the water. Bring some bottled water.
St. Augustine is a strange place. While everyone insists on accusing each other of being gay, the funny thing is, they all act 'queerly.' Never in your life will you see so many pictures of the male anatomy drawn all over the walls, books, desks, et cetera. Also, many people think that is funny to turn out the lights and barricade the doors of the locker rooms. They then proceed to touch other students in the dark. As you may imagine, the typical speciman as found at St. Augustine is quite immature.
St. Augustine is also home to "The Brotherhood." Like it or not, as soon as you go to school there, they induct you into their cult. The "Initiation Ceremony" is quite sketchy; it involves rubbing the "Lamp of Knowledge" and signing "The Register of Brothers." There is no escape. Run while you still can.
St. Augustine 'Prep' also has questionable practices concerning money. If you parents pay $10,000 for each student, and there are ~500 students, then at $5m per year, you'd think that they could fix some things. First, why are students limited to 10 print-outs per month? And why are there no arts programs? And why is the library so pathetically stocked? And why do the science labs look as though they come straight out of the 1950's? Oh, wait! That's right! They spend all their money on sports! Duh! And, they probably pocket a large portion of that $5m, too.
THIRD SEMESTER: This is a phrase to be feared by all parents. The basic gist of this program: after classes are finished in May, students go on a required "educational trip," of which there are some 15 +/- choices. In actuality, this is nothing more than a free vacation for those teachers who chaperone it.
RELIGIOUS RETREATS: This is a phrase to be feared by children. Basically, all students go a trip each year to enhance their faith... or reinforce their lack there of. A Breakdown:
FRESHMEN: One short evening in April/May.
SOPHOMORES: Required to spend one week in Camden,
NJ, the most dangerous city in the United States.
This is suuposed to allow students to empathize
with the poor. Instead, it makes them afraid of
the poor.
JUNIORS: Spend a day in a state prison. They get
to make license plates.
SENIORS: Go away for a week to God-knows-where.
But, lest you be fooled, there are SOME things to LOVE about "the Prep." These include:
- Fred, the beloved Dog. SHE is female.
- The Secretary. She is SO NICE!
- The OLMA girls, form our sister school. They're
chill.
- The French Teacher. She Rocks.
- The College Counselor. He's amazing.
- Freshman Honors Bio teacher. She rocks too.
I got into St. Augustine Prep! But, I was rejected from every other high school.
I hate my high school, St. Augustine's.
The Prep sucks.
I hate my high school, St. Augustine's.
The Prep sucks.
by St. Augustine Escapee January 2, 2009
Get the St. Augustine Prepmug.