prison bobber

when a bobbers in prison

prison bobber
aww prison bobber
hahahaha prison bobber
everything I own is named after it

by prisonbobber June 20, 2021

prison donkey

A zebra.

Did you know a zebra can kick a lion to death?
Damn prison donkeys...

by Official Buzzy June 22, 2021

posionnova

isaac laheys wife who is really good at editing and has the best account

posionnova is my fave editor, i love their edits so much :)

by maliatate June 5, 2021

Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021

Prison Dom

absolute chick magnet who wheels all the rachet carroll bitches. His beautiful jawline is pristine. His head is shaved to perfection

Dom: you see that kid talking to 4 girls
Jack: it’s gotta be prison dom

by BoschMaster22 December 8, 2021

Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.

Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy

by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021

Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021