Missouri Hot Pocket

when shave your pubic hair and place it into a girls vagina, then you sneeze into her vagina and she then quiefs out a hairball.

Last night me an amy did the missouri hot pocket

by Hyilainwaffle June 5, 2022

Pocket Whore

Girl between the age of 14 and 16 that is under 5 foot. Wich makes her pocket size. That has boobs the size of 34B or bigger. Always wears something that shows of cleavage and make sure to hike up and push her boobs out as much as possible. Hunts men 18 and above and usually blue balls them or gets them in jail.

Dude did you see that little "Pocket Whore" at the movie theater.

Lets go find some "Pocket Whores" befor we turn 18.

Look at that gang of "Pocket Whores" over there.

Damn "pocket whores" were are all the girls that wont put me in jail.

Look at the boobs on that "pocket whore".

O look "pocket whores".

by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010

Pocket

A term used to reference shoplifting without sounding super suspicious.

Guy 1: Where did you get that expensive bottle of Patron?
Guy 2: I pocketed it from the liquor store.

Guy 1: I really want that chocolate bar but i'm broke.
Guy 2: Just pocket it, it's only 85 cents.

by illuminati666satan3edgy5u June 13, 2016

dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk

Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.

by Susannah_ September 20, 2007

PocketWilly

Wanking
Having a bash
while in public places

Wanking In Class
Nate does it alot!!!

by joey boy! July 19, 2005

pocket hymen

When your pants come from the manufacturer with the pockets sewn shut.

I can't get my hands in my pocket because of this stupid pocket hymen.

by Hockey Monkey August 11, 2008

Pocket Hottie

A attractive girl who is short and well endowed.

Guy1: did you see that Pocket Hottie
Guy2: yeah she was really hot

by bobbyjack75 February 4, 2010