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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Personal Infrastructure

We typically think of roads and bridges as infrastructure. So long as potholes are filled and bridges are safe, we take infrastructure for granted because our real goal is the journey, not the road. This is Public Infrastructure which also includes other large undertakings such as national defense, elections, power grids, etc. Less appreciated is Personal Infrastructure, everything we all need to set us up for our enjoyable and productive journeys through life. Our most important Personal infrastructure is health and education. Also are all the little tasks necessary to support our journey such as shopping, servicing cars, paying taxes, cleaning the house--endless.
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We assume government pays for public infrastructure from roads and bridges to national defense, with private financing for our capitalist development. Political disputes, however, rage over who pays for the basics of Personal Infrastructure, individual health and education.
by PPpdddddddcc February 8, 2020
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Girl Person

A girl that you would date or go out with and enjoy talking to. *Girl Person* is a word you would usually use on social media eg. snapchat.
On snapchat:
Person 1: I've been talking to a few girls recently, they are really nice.
Person 2: Are any of them girl persons?
Person 1: Yes, yes they are.
by user101918171615141312 April 1, 2020
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wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.
What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person
by PlantAxe May 19, 2020
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Flawless Person

Myself. Talented, funny, perfect in every way, angel hybrid because I'm so nice (and humble), caring, one of the best people you'll ever lay eyes on, and MORE.
Someone New: "Hi, and you are?"
Me: A flawless person.
Someone New: MARRY ME.
by Malgryfogrhb February 11, 2020
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Personal Fears

A jewelry brand worn by kids who have no problem driping in public. They make stainless steel rings, pendants, chains and accessories. Only the most legit can pull off PF, no posers no fake friends.
My guy, you're drippin' ngl... is that Personal Fears around your neck!?
by greeneyes_69 March 3, 2020
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Nice personalities

Joovier slang know as nice breasts, boobs
Ouu, that girl got some nice personalities
by Joovier July 23, 2020
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