Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.

Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

by Metal freak11d2 and b-layz August 8, 2009

pantics

A portmanteau of 'pants' and 'antics'. Used to refer to any casual sexual activities that happen within pants/shorts/trousers/skirts/whatever you happen to wear down there.

The pantics i got into with Alana last night were incredible!

by grobbly August 16, 2011

panticlaus

Pantieclaus is santa claus's evil twin who at christmas will go around stealing all women and mens panties and he will spend the night filling one sack and emptying another, panteiclaus is a perverted freak and will steal 365 panties so he can enjoy one every night until next christmas, pantieclaus sniffs panties like a cocain addict, the one pound panticlaus predator pantie pervert preventer promising 100 Percent pantie predator paws protection! Protect your panties, pantie claus is real, he simply wants to get your panties! Im super serial. Send your credit card details or prepare your panties!

Person1: "hey man what did you get for xmas man?"
Person2: "OMG FML i went to take a selfie with my xmas presents and posted on twitter then i realised i had no panties on"
Person1: "OMG man panticlaus totally got you, thank god i bought my pantie protector"

by anti pantie perv protectors July 23, 2015

pantachones

what a person who doesnt wear underwears calls his or her pants. the pants double as pants and underwears.

donde esta mis pantachones mujer? find them before i slap you.

by sum other dude June 13, 2009

Pantiedust

how you know if your underwear is clean.

blame the pantiedust

by Momma Franks August 1, 2010

Panicure

What happens when a woman from New Jersey gets angry in a nail salon

Jenny: Why's your hair all fucked up? Didn't you just get back from the salon?
Karina: This Jersey whore started a panicure and all hell broke loose.

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

Pantie Huffing

V. The act of smelling soiled panties for sexual enjoyment.

Japanese men are known to love Pantie Huffing

by jmax June 26, 2012