Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

by Chris with a K August 20, 2021

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by anonymous March 29, 2022

brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015

Platinumburg

Canadian Rap Label Headed by Bless, Featured in the videogame Def Jam Fight for NY

Platinumburg's Lead Rapper has an even more annoying voice than Eminem.

by J. Blaze May 5, 2005

platinumize

To have earned a platinum trophy from a video game

I still need to platinumize God of War.

by Mycenia February 24, 2010

Plain toast

Used to describe the character trait group: boring, bland personality, unpalatable, and in need of spice.

Poor guy his personality is so plain toast.

by Nawarat May 19, 2018

Platinum Gay

A homosexual man who not only has not had any contact with a vagina (Golden Gay), but was also born from a c-section, thereby having no contact whatsoever with a vagina in his life.

I'm a platinum gay, I didn't even touch a vagina when I was born!

by Kattaka October 27, 2021