Gubber Placemen

when you shit so much you bleed from the anus

Holy mother of anus, i shat so much after eating chelsea
out,i gubber placemened on her chest.

by Fleter March 12, 2008

Buckingham Palaced

Cock knee rhyming slang - To be caused shame by one's servant/s.

Monarch: "Oh, Lord. Philip, that Burrell man is on the box again. I'm so Buckingham Palaced."

by Dermot O'Logical October 3, 2009

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010

Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.

I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.

by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011

psycological placement

The presumed arrangement of object to impact a persona's psycie.

Satan uses psycological placement.

by 8obby8rown April 16, 2011