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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person
Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
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Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear
Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder
by Quen.asf July 14, 2025
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Pinterest-personality

Someone whose entire personality is copy-pasted from Pinterest boards. Obsessed with “aesthetics,” they speak in quotes, think in curated moodboards, and treat every mildly sad moment like it belongs in a tragic coming-of-age film. Doesn’t actually have original opinions, just reshuffles things they've pinned.
“She called herself a ‘burnt-out gifted kid in her feral era’ after failing a quiz. She’s such a Pinterest-personality.”

“If I hear her say ‘I romanticize everythingone more time... Pinterest-personality strikes again.”
by A.Xevier August 5, 2025
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Pancake Personality

like a pancake-flat ass, the pancake personality has a flat affect and little emotionality
The only worse thing than a pancake ass is a pancake personality
by ENW34 October 27, 2025
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watterson/dempster personallity

AKA Jekel and Hyde ! A person with an exteme case of schizophrenia! On one side the WATTERSON is a person wanting to be a ned or 'one of the boyzz' but he is torn between his love of the boyz abd drinking buckkfast and all round being a DEADBEAT! and having to actually having a job and paying the bills, he also has a problem with actually doing such simple tasks around the house because his mommy isnt there(proberly helping the fav son) THEN on the other hand there DEMPSTER side ....... complete opposite!
Whats the hells up with him, was talking to him? I was talking to him a minute ago and he was fine and now two drinks of Buckfast and he's sreaming like an idiot and moaning about everything?????

Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!
by BAINBS1 December 15, 2008
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Lala's Personality

The feeling of wanting to kill everyone and everything in her general direction but also gets off to calling people cunts and degenerates her wraith knows no bounds as she gets incredibly horny afterwards
Lala's Personality is like a game of golf and friends.
by SHIITCUNTTTFUCKKER August 26, 2018
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