toilet paper overcompensation

using the bathroom at work or other public places regularly with low quality tp, then coming home to your thick and soft tp and accidentally unravelling much more than necessary, often leading to frustration and more often than not, no toilet paper.

Dude 1: Damnit! What happened to all the toilet paper?

Dude 2: Sorry bro, accidentally did some major toilet paper overcompensation today.

by BigBallsTim December 11, 2010

Dirty Paper Cut

A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina

Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"

Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"

Craig - "Did it hurt?"

Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"

Craig - "Sore"

Simon - "Yep she certainly is"

by SpringyEcho March 2, 2010

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

paper

the term used to describe when L.S.D is consumed on a small piece of paper (1/4" x 1/4")

hey man, i got some clean 'paper'

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Paperbitch

Someone so submerged in allday bureaucreacy that misses to enjoy the pleasures of life, very probably becoming a nerd, geek or noob as a result..

Paperbitches are usually individuals with a very heavy work load, who fail to have a normal social life. Most of them are 40 year old virgins with a tonsure (see Jarhead) sniffing the boss' ass every day.

Paperbitches will tell on you with the boss. Paperbitches will cock block you from the hot secretary. Paperbitches will always try to appear like a know-it-all jackass..

Paperbitches have never fucked, will never do, and do not even know how to use their sticks...

Dawg from da Hood: Hey man, lets go doing some parrtaaah!! Mofo!

Paperbitch: Sorry man, my ass is being ripped at work, I cannot

Dawg from da Hood: thats dissapointing bro, u a fuckin paperbitch...

by Nigga-yeah-yeah July 6, 2011

dropping paper

Taking LSD - reference to it's paper form and the common phrase "dropping acid".

"You dropping paper tonight?"

by Bill_Z_Bub May 11, 2006

nigga safe paper

the paper that is now being used for cigarettes so high or drunk ass niggas dont burn their section 8 ghetto project shacks down.......jerry curl juice is extremly flammable!

im glad this niggas smokes are made with nigga safe paper because his drunk ass fell asleep with his shit lit

by gee moneee August 23, 2009