When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
Get the potato alarm clockmug. by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021
Get the French Alarm Clockmug. A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.
For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.
For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.
Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!
by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023
Get the Unsteady clockmug. 
The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 9, 2018
Get the Alarm clockmug. "Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"
by ProxyFox May 14, 2020
Get the Clock Slappedmug. This is a special time reserved for taking care of your gyat. This means many things, trimming it, washing it, enhancing it and training it. these are only some of the many ways to take care of your gyat. Many spend their lives traning their gyats for the holy Gyatt-olympics, a fierce contest to find the greatest gyat lurking amongst humanity.
Hey wanna get a drink later today.
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye
by Antipekka January 4, 2024
Get the Gyat o' clockmug.