Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."

by A Female June 25, 2006

office lurker

a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something

"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"

by bob babooey February 20, 2007

Facebook Offical

When one posts something on Facebook or another internet blog site it becomes offical. The reasoning is that one posts information on the internet for all to see leaving little doubt that it didn't happen. Mostly used in the context of dating.

Person 1: Are Jordan and Julie going out?

Person 2: Well I saw them making out in the hallway but I am not going to say anything until it is 'Facebook Offical'.

by TroubledAqua April 4, 2006

Peace-Officer

What some cops call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, different, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be policeman.

Also used by those officers who do not want to thought of or referred to as Policemen or Cops.

"When a cop calls himself a Peace-Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

Police officer

A person who serves to keep the peace, protect others and combat crime. Recently, due to the death of George Floyd by the hands of Derek Chauvin, many have started spouting the "ACAB" thing which means "All cops are bastards". This is, of course, false - the vast majority of police officers are genuinely good people who work a thankless job, put themselves in danger to fight crime and protect us. Saying every cop is bad for the actions of a rotten, vile and corrupt few is like saying all blacks are bad because a very small percentage of them commit crime and do drugs or all Asians are bad because a very small amount of them eat dogs and are shit at driving. It's important to remember that, while there are a vile, terrible few for sure, almost every police officer is a genuinely good person doing their best to keep me, you, and everyone else safe from crime. The actions of the few do not define the many, and for the sake of genuine, productive discussion and argument it's vital to not succumb to the delusional groupthink of "all cops are bad, abolish the police" that seems to be common nowadays.

Many police officers are good people who do more for this country in a month than most of us have done for it in our lives.

by 121gws January 9, 2021

officialated

defecating while on the phone with someone without them knowing

after taking a number 2 while on the phone, "YOU'VE JUST BEEN OFFICIALATED!"

by pooface111 December 31, 2008

office cock

the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.

i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.

by eoghain clavin February 8, 2009