hearts their own text

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
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He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing
Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night
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I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".
I own a Wii U.
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a mask of my own face

hed wear that
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 04, 2023
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 08, 2023
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