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pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship
Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
by fan187 July 12, 2012
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Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.
Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"
by Josh Lively July 16, 2008
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owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
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Archive of our own

A fanfiction website, where the mods censor you for even speaking about palestine, yet allow roblox child rape fanfictions. Genuinely one of the most demented websites on this planet
Guy 1: Watcha reading?
Guy 2: Oh i'm reading 007n7 raping Coolkidd on Archive of our own
Guy 1:Can you blow your shit CLEAN OFF.
by pedophile ENDER August 13, 2025
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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese June 2, 2016
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Fukin Owned

Jim- dude I just took a shit like a boss.

James- wowo dude, u Fukin Owned that literal shit.
by Mydudewowie November 6, 2018
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