Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

jesse

"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"

"Jizzy jesse strikes again"

by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023

Jesse

A gay man that has mental issues. He doesnt like to fully express himself but he loves his men. He will have a straight best friend that he has a crush on but always gets rejected.

Hey who is that gay ude flirting with the jock?

THats jesse!!!

by yaas queen March 20, 2023

Jess

Jess is a mean person, he is sexist, ableist, racist and misogynistic. Never trust someone named Jess, they always end up being horrible

1. "Hey, don't be a Jess!"
2. "This person reminds me of Jess"

by Ifuckonyou March 25, 2023

Jesse Manuel Pereira

The most handsome man in Wyoming and the entire universe. Sexy smile..eyes that draw u in...charming and full of talent. Can do anything he sets his mind to. Is my super hero. Lover. Best friend. And more....the man who changed my life. Unique. Rare. One in a million. Sweet. Caring. Smart. Respectful and encouraging. Does the right thing. And never gives up. Loves his dog BUDDY more than life itself. A true man. Through and through. No man can compare or match his valor dignity, and integrity. Marriage material.husband material. Leaves many women in lust but he chooses only one to give his love ,time and devotion to. Faithful and honest, he truly is a dream come true to the lucky lady he gives his efforts and attention to. Has morals and principles. He is not one to sway with the crowd, he is his own leader. He has a voice that will be well known in the years to come following 2023., Has a nickname Zaddy , as the definition is a sure match. Did I mention his attractive ora and energy is addicting and can be so craved after ones first meeting of him.

Oh my gosh ...is that Jesse Manuel Pereira?? ! You know, , Zaddy!? Ooo he is so beyond fine,!! He's gorgeous...handsome and his style...he is a king and the world knows that ! I wanna be his Queen !!! He can rap better then all of these lames !! Produces better than taddy,406music, Shane stonebraker, 69, and all the rest "" nobody compares to Jesse. Nobody. He earns the thrown. He deserves the castle. He rules like a true king.

by future..Mrs. Sierra Pereira... January 28, 2023