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Dead Meerkat

The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*

2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
by MagicMartin18 October 30, 2007
mugGet the Dead Meerkatmug.

dead chat

a popular phrase used by some annoying anti-grass no lifers when the chat of a social media like Discord become silent for few instants. this phrase usually gets spammed to attain attention among other users but no one even care of xd.
*chat gets silent for 1 second*
some dude who the chat didnt even see before: dead chat
*chat goes silent again*
by Mrz001 May 29, 2022
mugGet the dead chatmug.

dead and downer

mid-way through the act of intercourse get up and walk out of the room
i just did a dead and downer to my girlfreind
by dis guy 0120 March 22, 2011
mugGet the dead and downermug.

dead brian

After old mate Brian appeared on cigarette packets in Australia, it only makes sense that cigarettes should be called dead brians.
Hey James, pass me a dead brian.
by Oldmatebrian March 2, 2014
mugGet the dead brianmug.

dead bug

instead of using dead ass we say dead bug
she dead bug kissed him.
by unknownsaucer August 8, 2023
mugGet the dead bugmug.

dead awake

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.
She was dead awake when her alarm went off.
by Gthang17 September 17, 2016
mugGet the dead awakemug.

dead youtuber

yea sauce pan hasn't uploaded in over a year... not epic! she's a dead youtuber
by saucepanfan42069 August 16, 2022
mugGet the dead youtubermug.

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