Synonym for a ginger's penis. This term applies only if the penis has never seen action and/or is stricken with the gout. It is well known that the Russian pilots who flew the MIGs in Top Gun had Car Oreos, and that's why Goose took that picture and Maverick shot those Commies down.
The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.
The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.
by Caroreo2 November 10, 2010
Get the Car Oreomug. Any automobile sufficiently overloaded with accessories so as to be conspicuously gaudy. The overload factor is directly proportional to the worth of the car. For example, a 1965 Buick Electra deuce and a quarter with a cracked windshield and a busted ring, emitting clouds of smoke might merely need to have mud flaps and curb feelers to pass as a soul car. A more recent ride in good condition might require a spoiler, a hood scoop, a gaudy large antenna and an overly expensive set of chrome wheels to reach the threshold. The ubiquitous nature of over-amped sound systems excludes their consideration as a factor in determining the status.
Hey, it looks like they have been spraying for mosquitoes again." 'No, it's from that soul car that just drove by. Didn't you see the strobe lights?
by Grant Blacque June 18, 2011
Get the soul carmug. person 1 what sexuality are you?
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
by vanilla8989 June 6, 2022
Get the car sexualmug. A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.
by yota_b March 18, 2016
Get the car thotmug. When you bring your car to a halt, and leave it in a stationary position.
Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.
Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.
Hey, Josh, can we bring your car to a halt, and leave it locked and secured.
Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?
Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?
by Wunduh Bread January 28, 2019
Get the Park A carmug. a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.
"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."
wow what a car-tard
"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"
and again
wow what a car-tard
"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"
and again
by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008
Get the car-tardmug. the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.
"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."
by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010
Get the Car-Bunkingmug.