certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 10, 2024

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Munch

An eater

You a munch?
Him: nah stop playing w me
Then you can not kill.

by Jay swish🥷🏾 September 12, 2022

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munch

A nigga who eats pussy from da backkkkkk like bro be goin crazyyy all da wayyyyyy

Her: HE munch Frrr

He ate dat shitttt frommmm the bacccccc

by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022

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pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

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