Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Wednesday morning withdraw

When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.

OMG look at show with the shakes, he obviously is going rhroygh Wednesday morning withdraw.

by Daddgadd October 15, 2014

Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started

Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"

by Yolo22112 June 7, 2014

Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell

Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”

by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014