Mormon Pirate

A "loose" woman of the religion Mormon, who prays on drunk men in Key West bars. Mormon Pirates stay sober while the men they crave party in the fresh Florida air. Typically, the Mormon Pirate will then return to her dwelling with the male, perhaps by Vespa scooter, and perform sexual acts, using either her good hand, or her hook.

Hey Zycki, did you have a good time with that Mormon Pirate last night?

Dude, that Mormon Pirate gave me a rocking hook hand job last night, and then drove me back on her Vespa, that she financed.

by Fabes May 30, 2006

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Mormon Girls

Girls that are cute and nice at first, but end up breaking your heart unless you convert to Mormonism. It is also very hard to leave mormon girls once you've had one as they become an addiction.

My friend Joey is really into mormon girls, I hope he can break this addiction!

by JStorm December 1, 2014

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Mormon

a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!

by jane May 13, 2005

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mormon

Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.

Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.

by Kentucky Law Student April 20, 2006

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morgan

fine looking girll
i'd tap that .... (:)
hey boo ! wish i looked like her !
do dem yellow shorts come any shorter????!
also known as hootie..
hmmmm .... delicious :)

hootie: Oh my look at that morgan ! she fine !
nutcracker: yeah dude i know of i were a girl i would wanna look like her !

by nutcrackerrr May 25, 2009

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