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monroe high school

a “school” filled with delinquents and thots whose parents are most likely wearing the same orange “spirit gear” right next door. it’s okay because everyone who attends this school will end up right next door with them by the time they get caught with all the xans they drop in their drinks.
welcome to monroe high school where u guzzle pills and juul in the bathrooms
by urlocalmonroehoe September 27, 2018
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Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers
I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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you're so money

You're so awesome; You're so fantastic; You're so cool; You're so likable; Used to great effect in the 1996 movie Swingers by Vince Vaughn (Trent) and Patrick Van Horn (Sue).
You're so money and you don't even know it. Now, go out there and get some digits from her. I know she digs you. You're so money man!! You're money!!
by pinkfloyd8973 April 10, 2010
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Bush Monkey

Bush Monkey
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.

Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.
God dammit man I think we have a bush monkey outside! Quick disconnect the wifi and lock the fuckin doors
by Cg420 December 12, 2016
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
somepeople call me.. Tim?
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.
Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!
by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008
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The Mondays

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
by Kmetzman April 23, 2006
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