minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

Minge

a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people.

"she drove up in a minge"

by MV33 January 16, 2022

ming en

she's an amazing friend like BRUHHHH you can't get anyone better than her, you have to cherish her chaotic crackhead energy. love her lotsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

"i wish i can be like a ming en"

by DOGGIELOVER1857 November 25, 2020

ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with

him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her

by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019

minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015

Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

Minge

'Minge' is a UK (British) slang word for a car/vehicle

Eg.
"Wow Amy I love your minge
"Thank you what colour is your minge?"
"My minge is white"

by British.slang December 30, 2022