Minge

English slang for “hat”.

“Hey, I love your minge”

“Hey bro your minge smells. Have you cleaned it recently?”

by Anne_Arky January 20, 2022

Minge

British slang for vagina

"Your minge is amazing"

by Dildoswaggins380 December 30, 2021

Ming Ming

he is a cat that has bigger balls than dog's named Jax

Marian: woah ming ming has bigger balls than jax!

by portia's warshing machine December 16, 2020

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 7, 2025

Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.

Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.

by Dp5028 May 7, 2025

Mingeful

A form of measurement, often user when cooking. Cup your hand into a good ‘minge’ size and there you have it, a mingeful.

Whilst baking cakes with grandma: ‘grandma throw in a mingeful of flour please darling’

by Mingeful January 28, 2019

Minge

A portmanteau like Brangelina. Mike and Ange become known as "Minge". A best friendship that knows no bounds forged from many years of fffing about and just having a good time - derived from 2 amazing people, clearly one more amazing than the other as one has created its own urban spoon definition for them.

Damn that Minge is amazing.

by amuse-bouche December 7, 2021