Big spoon in a microwave

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022

North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.

John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023

Macrobatics

(n) The art of having more than enough keyboard shortcuts (macros) than are required for the standard operation of a computer.

I got a 10.0 for my Olympic macrobatics; I spam 3 online forums and all 15 channels of an online game with dickbutt every time I hit alt+shift+D.

by Death In Person February 8, 2010

Macrospam

1. The Spamming of Macros
2. A block of text assigned to a macro, allowing text to be spammed with one macro-press
3. A catchphrase (text) hooked up to a macro, allowing easy saying of said catchphrase

(having just gotten a slew of kills while going rambo, you might macrospam the following:)
Take THAT, bastards!
Take THAT, bastards!
Take THAT, bastards!
Take THAT, bastards!
Take THAT, bastards!
(which would only be 5 button presses)

by vgxmaster April 13, 2011

McRonnie

A nickname for Ronald McDonald

A red-haired person in who has red afro hair

'I describe the guy as a McRonnie'

'Oh my goodness I saw McRonnie the other day at McHappy Day!'

by Mudprodder November 22, 2011

Macrotough

a term which is opposite to Microsoft.

A: Macbook is pwned by my new notebook.
B: Wow you us Macrotough as your operationg system?

by JustinE42A January 27, 2013

macrosleep

General term for the longest sleep in one's day, usually the night's sleep. Opposed by "microsleep," which would be a small or smallest sleep in one's day (nap, micro-nap).

I'm tired because my macrosleep has average about 3.5 hours this week.

by joau November 18, 2016