mess ed

short for 'mess head' usually used between mates who have been through a lot of shit and try and take almost anything. usually buzzin of there tits constantly and love a good sesh.

orite mess head you coming round!
ows it goin mess ed

by the pricey April 25, 2006

to messenge (verb)

To use MSN Messenger.

I am busy messenging at the moment.

by LauraR November 18, 2002

Mesay

a person with high intelligence,has too many friends, and likes to party. a Mesay can be blond,brunnette, or black haired.

Yo,Dude! i just saw a Mesay at the party!

by FHFHFHFHFHF November 12, 2007

mess

Someone who:
1. Gets ridiculously drunk
2. Gets themselves into awkward situations
3. Becomes clumsy, often spilling drinks, breaking things, being sick everywhere
6. Sleeps for the next two days to wear off the amount of drink drunk.

Often does this on a regular occassion, sometimes earning the title "mess of the month".

People sometimes come together to create a "mess chart" depending on how lazy/how much of a mess the person is

"You were such a mess last night"
"I was such a mess last night!"
"Seriously, you're number one on the mess chart"
"How much of a mess was thing last night?"
etc

by htown language May 16, 2008

Messenger Bag

A purse

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali October 7, 2009

Hot Mess

A person (usually female) that is in an untidy or in a messy state. Either emotionally or visually, but maintains an attractive look about her (or him?).

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, woke up with my girl last night, she was a sexy as Hot Mess!

Dude 2: Hot...

by Annnonymoussss December 2, 2010

Hot Mess

a person, thing, or situation in such a state of disarray or disapproval by peers, often in reference to physical appearance, perceived to be disastrously embarrassing, pitiful, or beyond repair.

"catherine's hot." "yeah, a hot mess."

by khwot December 15, 2011