Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.

The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.

by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018

Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.

That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!

by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018

meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.

'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"

by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019