Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry

Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.

by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022

Matthew Stark

The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man

look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho

by A real Giga Chad March 28, 2022

Matthew

Matthew, the guy that picks his nose and eats it. Has a small peen , he always acts that he is bricked up but has an incher on a good day, he thinks he is cool but is not and has no style. He looks like a frog and smells like horse shit.

Matthew is a shadow.

by Matthew has a small peen April 4, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.

OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!

by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022

Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022

Matthew

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.

Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.

by darthkotya June 30, 2022

Matthew Cederbloom

A person you meet unexpectedly in your life that acts gay but claims to not be, even though his girlfriend claims to be a cover-up.

That man acted like a Matthew cederbloom.

by TrojanCommunity August 15, 2022