Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021

p0is0n.mushr0oms

my favorite person in the world she is so nice and i love her so so so so much

Who’s your favorite person? p0is0n.mushr0oms!

by bohemianwapsody October 17, 2021

milky mushroom

when you stick the tip of your penis in a milk jug and helicopter it so the milk sprays everywhere

“hey quantovius i heard you’ve got a killer milky mushroom, can you teach me?”

by FATHAIRYSACK May 21, 2022

_.dreamy.mushroom._

_.dreamy.mushroom._ is a word t describe a little bitch who is fatherless and gas no bitches

Made by. _dreamy.mushroom._ On tiktok

Come on Karen don't be such a _.dreamy.mushroom._

by _.dreamy.mushroom._ July 20, 2022

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"

by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022

Man mushroom

A penis.

Damn that’s a tiny man mushroom

by BeffhMcqueefernuts August 2, 2022