Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

lincoln

a Bitch who makes you go to prom and getsmad when you go but not the way he wanted to

lincoln forced me to go to the dance

by mateobrotato December 7, 2018

Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle

Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.

by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018

Lindo

Definitely black, always got the freshest trim and best coat

You see that Lindo kid? His trim is fresher than my nan's feet

by Not lindo January 8, 2019

Lincoln

Lily

Lincoln lily.

by Albert Newton January 12, 2019

Lincoln

Lincoln

best friends with Nate

Lincoln friend nate

by Nate friend hi Nate January 25, 2019

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019