No hand's land 

1. Refer to the zone on guitar strings or more specialy bass strings where the hand of the musician are very rarely seen, almost never go. It usually is halfway between the head of the instrument and the beginning of the body of the instrument.

2. a woman's private

1. Freak man ! Have you heard what he did on the no hand's land during his solo ? Sounded just like a blaster from Star Wars !

2. He totally got caught red handed in the no hand's land of his girlfriend's bestfriend at that party.

No hand's land by Trivalent.22 June 4, 2009

eng-ger-land 

What those stupid twats south of the border call their country. Some how the fags managed to get 3 syllables out of England, probably because they feel that it makes the shitehole sound more important. Usually chanted in a triad of stupidity.

Wank :"Eng-ger-land,Eng-ger-land,Eng-ger-land"

Good-Guy:"Scoatland aw the way ya bunch a fannies"

eng-ger-land by Da Zeg March 3, 2005

dry land 

When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.

I shat so much that I saw dry land.

dry land by Just Another Ghost Writer April 22, 2015

promised land 

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

50 cent came straight from the promised land.

promised land by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005

LMAO Land 

the land of everything known as lmao...
funny basically lives here year round...

1. Dude!! i went to lmao land yesterday!! it was fucking EPIC!!
2. a rofl-copter is the ruler of lmao land lolz!!

LMAO Land by f3@rl3$$ January 5, 2009

Nibbenmilf, Land of 

Combination of the terms NBN and MILF which describes a mythical realm dripping with perpetually horny drop-dead gorgeous women between the ages of 35-50. Some upper-middle-class planned suburban communities bursting at the seams with trophy wives may qualify, but most of us will only see them on TV or in the movies.

Fairview from Desperate Housewives may be the mythical Land of Nibbenmilf.

Nibbenmilf, Land of by The Evil Steve August 25, 2005

tracks of land 

this is not a euphemism for brests. It is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.

FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

tracks of land by malibabub February 2, 2005