Loose

What retarded people say when they think something isn’t cool like the opposite of tight

“You’re loose for saying loose”

by Jdjjdjdjdjdjxjcjdjs December 2, 2017

Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose boners

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".

Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.

by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018

loose

idiot-speak of "lose"

we play well but we loose

by viet dung April 12, 2018

Loose Brie

What happens when the top French karate expert gets diahorrea

Man that foie gras went through me I feel like Loose Brie

by Babashanti May 28, 2018

Loosened the bottle cap

An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done

Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first

by BottleMaster June 5, 2018