Regressive Left

Originally coined by conservatives hoping to delegitimize leftist opinions, the regressive left is composed of the more negative aspects of far left political opinions, specifically in such a manner that frowns upon critical thinking in favor of dogmatic thinking. Train of thought most often associated with Social Justice Warriors. Opposite on the political spectrum from the Regressive Right.

Such examples include sexism against men by virtue of their gender, racism against white people by virtue of their skin color, granting power to minority candidates by virtue of their minority status, placing minority citizenship above majority citizenship as opposed to wanted them to be equal, Islamic apologetics, using privilege as a detriment of worth regardless of context, etc.

Some on the Regressive Left believe that black people are entitled to reparations from white people, regardless of personal history for either, because one person's ancestors wronged another person's ancestors.

by The Logical Fallacy September 19, 2016

she's left-handed

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
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Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.

by Barnakey August 19, 2006

Hanging slightly to the left

When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.

So, hows it hanging today Ramone? Hanging slightly to the left, John-O.

by Zackahree. September 21, 2006

Ate and left no crumbs

This is a popular phrase that people tend to use, it means that they are Proud/Cheering at you.

"Omg, she ate and left no crumbs"

by Normal Facts July 23, 2022

i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

by sir curly February 5, 2007

alt-left

1. (noun) The part of the "left" that is anti-feminist, anti-intersectionality, transphobic, homophobic, Islamophobic and antisemitic, believes in conspiracy theories about the Frankfurt School, and calls the rest of the left SJW cucks. In short, they are the alt-right wearing anarchist and communist clothing, for reasons known only to them.
2. (adjective) Characteristic of the alt-left.

1. wtf, i followed this Marxist Memes Facebook page and it's run by the alt-left
2. sounds alt-left but ok

by Wilma Auld December 31, 2016

no banana left behind program

When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.

Shit were gonna have to start the no banana left behind program.

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008