A place with missiles, nukes, guns and (most importantly) zero human rights.
Hardest place to escape (Alcatraz is easier to escape).
Hardest place to escape (Alcatraz is easier to escape).
North Korea is such a bad place to live.
I feel so bad to the people with zero human rights in North Korea.
North Korea is the shittiest place to live.
I bet more people have escaped Alcatraz than North Korea.
I feel so bad to the people with zero human rights in North Korea.
North Korea is the shittiest place to live.
I bet more people have escaped Alcatraz than North Korea.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
Get the North Korea mug.A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
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The most demonized, slandered, and propagandized country in history. The genuine problems and issues faced by North Korea have been so incredibly magnified to cartoonish proportions by Western liberal media that some people genuinely believe their leader eats babies and everyone there are all cannibals. This ridiculous, absolutely absurd caricature of North Korean society, spread by the US state department and liberal journalist sensationalism is a disease that must be stamped out as soon as possible, lest we continue to hinder and dumb down our critical thinking skills for all eternity.
Western Liberals: "NOOOO!!! NORTH KOREA IS A SATANIC HELL-HOLE, RULED BY THE SPAWN OF LUCIFER HIMSELF! HOW DARE YOU SO ANYTHING REMOTELY AGAINST THE POPULAR US STATE NARRATIVE SPREAD BY BOURGEOIS MEDIA! BURN IN HELL, YOU STUPID TOTALITARIAN COMMIE BASTARD!!!!"
Stop for a moment, and actually think about all the narratives that have been drilled into your mind all your life since the moment you were born.
Stop for a moment, and actually think about all the narratives that have been drilled into your mind all your life since the moment you were born.
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