jizz mop

A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.

After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.

by jewmanchue and c-bizzle October 16, 2003

jizz cookie

No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.

Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.

by sausage tits February 8, 2009

jizz

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

by Loudly August 24, 2009

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

jizzability

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.

"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."

by John Edwards January 25, 2004

jizzability

The quality of being jizztastic

Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!

by MC Otter September 5, 2004

Jizz bangle

A practise in which a lady is supplied with a quantity of semen on her wrist, this may go well with a pearl necklace or some drippy ear rings

She looked lovingly into her boyfriend's eyes as he told her of the jewellery she would soon recieve, daring to hope that it was the diamond engagement ring she'd longed for for so many months now.

Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.

by ILikeBiscuits June 24, 2010