Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jess

jess is just a lil dude.

an adult lil boy.

never blonde. jess watched Scott pilgrim too much.

is jess blonde? na

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

Jesse

Larde

Jesse is a larde

by Bennyboooo099 October 31, 2023

Jesse Katsopolis

Jesse Katsopolis is my boyfriend

"Jesse Katsopolis... 24 years old, a musician.. or.. an aspiring musician"

by katsoran November 17, 2023

Jesse

Jesse is the most loving person you could ever meet. Jesse's love is like no others, The way jesse takes care of ur heart is warming. Jesse is the most amazing person in the world. He will be there for you when you need it, he will always put other before him. Jesse is really quiet and keeps a lot to himself. Having jesse in your presences is like heaven, his smile is like sunlight beaming down on you, his beautiful brown hair is most beautiful in the sun, Jesses way of expressing his love is beautiful If you ever come across a boy named jesse and you hfall in love with him please know. Jesse is the most sweetest loving caring supportive helpful amazing person you would ever meet, his personality is not like others what makes him even better is he's so handsome, his handsome smile, his beautiful hair, and his handsome face of course. Jesse will be like a drug, you'll be addicted to not only him but his love,Jesses love is just simply jesses love bc nobodys love compairs to it. The feeling of jesses touch makes you feel like you've js touched a cloud, so soft and gentle but his hands are always cold like a vampire, even tho his hands are cold the warmth of his body right next to yours feels so comforting, hearing his heart beat right next to yours is a feeling you could never unfeel or forget about. Jesse will be the love of your life and be the only one you'll ever need. I love my handsome jesse and i will continue loving him forever more. - The love of jesses life

ashley: do you love jesse?
alecz: i love jesse more than life itself.

by aleczlovesjesse November 19, 2023